WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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