And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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