i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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