neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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