You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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