You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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