never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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