is your mom at the bar?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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