Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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