Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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