She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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