When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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