In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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