After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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