chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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