i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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