Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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