Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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