I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Found your dick twin last night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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