On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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