Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
