You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm really busy with my period
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