this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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