Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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