This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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