so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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