When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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