i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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