Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just found puke in my bra..
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
wow bdsm is so cute
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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