i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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