Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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