Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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