..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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