Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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