are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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