It's a beautiful day for a hangover
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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