I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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