Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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