I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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