Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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