I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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