If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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