Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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