ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I could fuck to npr.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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