I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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