New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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