What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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