I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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