if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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