Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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