question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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