i barfeds in our rink
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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