got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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