question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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