Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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