i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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