We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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