the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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