I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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