its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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